Christine lives and writes in Salem, OR. She collects canvas grocery totes and old National Geographic magazines. Also, dead plants–apparently.

Approach with reasonable caution:

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Some things about Christine:

  • She is licensed to jab people with sharp objects in two states.
  • You may call her “doctor,” though her power to diagnose and treat is limited to philosophy. This is purely theoretical, of course.
  • She has no depth perception, but possesses unbelievable depth of character.
  • She intends no puns.